some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

Don’t take me tongue tied
Don’t wave no goodbye
Don’t…
I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom but OH BOY……………What would happen if Ned the Piemaker touched Hannibal’s cooking?
*slithers away screaming*

You Are My Sunshinei have a picture frame that sings this to me